| hello kiddies. |
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| 10:44am 19/02/2009 |
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myspace, facebook...everything that has evolved since this simple little tool has become....so much.
I prefer the days of just reading the inner thoughts of interesting people. |
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| 07:38pm 17/10/2007 |
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music: dark side of the moon
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i love pink floyd. |
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| 05:56am 01/04/2007 |
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hello old friend. |
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| 09:41pm 10/01/2007 |
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My babyboo Ian is going to be on American Idol on jan 24th or feb 7th.
Watch his audition song, it's gonna be brill.
Plus, he's way gorge. :) |
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| Vaginas are taking over the world. |
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| 08:54pm 10/01/2007 |
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I've seen soooooo many commercials concerning mermaid's purses in the last hour. Maxipads, cervical cancer prevention, pregnancy tests, birth control, tampons.
JESUS.
How much attention do vaginas need? |
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| 12:53pm 10/01/2007 |
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do people still use this? |
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| 07:59pm 02/11/2006 |
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you know when yuppie girls are uber annoyed....and they make the gutteral throat noise like "uhccghhhhhh'.
yeah. I hate that noise. |
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| this is even crazier. |
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| 11:24am 26/10/2006 |
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I couldn't sleep last night and I took an ambien and was forced awake by my grandma. APPARENTLY, not a good idea!! I felt like I was stuck in a dream and I just randomly started typing, not even realizing what I was putting down. It's real weird.
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cuddled in blankets and observing life as an outsider might. strange perceptions.
longing for connecting to something, someone. its out there....whatever,
a twisting luxurious web of rich fabrics and gems.....doused in water and filth....dragged though a musty river and rollling towards emptiness.
the textures change in emptiness...the walls all around begin to turn into metal and it stretches to form a bell wrapped in wood..... and disturbance in the back....an enemy, lurks...carrying tools of science and medicine. flesh emerges....and tries to connect to this ethereal flow of conscienceness.
my mind is telling me to stop this typing. at the moment.
but it wants to release so much more. paradox. do I type, or release and experience?
lets us explore
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I'm done. I have no reccolection of what I typed...at all...my fingers just typed this while my mind was elsewhere...how strange? what does it all mean? |
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| You're gonna think I'm nuts. |
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| 04:57pm 25/10/2006 |
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I'm getting married and joining the Peace Corps.
You can't sign up with a friend and 100% get to go with them unless you are married....so jackie and I are tying the knot in december and signing up together.
It's been in the works for me for awhile, and I'm definitely excited. I have no idea where we will be going, but the more I learn about it, the more I look forward to this.
I don't think I'd ever have the chance to do this again, and it'll be an amazing experience!! :) |
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| 05:49pm 22/10/2006 |
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You know I've met someone on one of those singles hotlines? But he lied about what he looked like. He was 20 years older than he said he was. 50 lbs heavier. And he was short. well, he was a dwarf...or a midget? I get those two confused.
he also had burns all over his face. No ears..... and he had a hairlip? but that might've been caused by the fire?
and I just don't think he should've lied about that stuff, right? And I told him that after we had sex.
I love this movie: Adam & Steve |
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| 11:41am 22/10/2006 |
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everyone is so sad.
whatever happened to the innocence and naive happiness we all possessed in our youth? are we doomed to continue to lose things we held so dear and replace them with seemingly undesireable traits?
we are such strange creatures. |
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| 11:46am 05/10/2006 |
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I'm back in michigan on a rather sad note, but I want to see you goofballs. :)
248.396.8135
it's my temporary number here since I left my phone in florida.
give it a ringy. |
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| 10:04am 27/09/2006 |
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this thing is hella boring. |
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| 03:24pm 15/09/2006 |
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So, get this. Andrew Luster, the Max Factor heir (who is a convicted serial rapist) was hiding in Mexico....the Mexican government KNEW he was there and did nothing because they were being compensated illegally of course, by Mr. Luster. (Something crazy like 11% of their money comes from bribes!)
Anyways...dog the bounty hunter went to Mexico, found this guy and brought him to justice. Apparently, bounty hunting is illegal in Mexico and so he had charges against him but he just went back to the states. No big deal, just can't go back to Mexico. =p
Annnyyways, so some feds come to his house and are knocking on his door telling him that's he is being expedited back to Mexico to face their justice system, as well as possibly their jail system?
That is hella FUCKED up. Mexico will not give us reciprocity, but we are expected to comply with their laws? And we actually do it? They are harboring tons of dangerous criminals from the united states but someone who was working to bring a SERIAL RAPIST (something insane like 78 counts!) to justice (albeit vigilante style) can't go free.
Not to mention, he's not even getting any kind of payment for getting this guy 'cause he didn't follow the rules. Who cares how it was done? He saw an opportunity to catch this scumbag, and he took it. End of story.
Something needs to change. |
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| femtocock yottacock // SEGWAY RECALL |
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| 09:40am 15/09/2006 |
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music: snakes on a plane - cobra starsip
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So apparently there is a computer glitch in them that cause the wheels to suddenly reverse so you eat shit like Paris Hilton did.
Which basically makes them fucking useless considering the whole design was how amazing the gyroscope was in them.
Do you even know anyone with a segway, anyways? I mean really, besides postal workers....who the hell would want one? Okay, so I'd take a free one but really...these things are hella expensive. What's the point?
When I first saw one, I thought it was a disabled person....but the fact that they were standing up put a severe dent in that argument.
Like 7 years ago, my dad told me about a guy who was boasting he had developed technology that would "Revolutionize the way the world travels." He was so convinced they would be so amazing. He wouldn't tell anyone what it was though.
We personally thought that he had found a way to make shit float (i.e. flying cars.). It was also when I was way into "back to the future" and wanted a hoverboard so bad so I was really excited about this new technology....and I still was until he said the segway was it.
....that's it? lame.
double lame, actually. supreme lame. the high lameness.
I want a fucking hoverboard. somebody get on that. stat. |
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| 10:49am 13/09/2006 |
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Um, So...the 30 seconds to mars tour will pretty much be amazing.
Jared Leto + band
head automatica
the recieving end of sirens
cobra starship
pink spiders
Rock Kills Kid,
Envy on the Coast
and Men, Women and Children
My show, which I'm seeing with my mattycakes will be on the 7th of november if you are in the st. petersburg florida area.
detroit- state theatre (october 22nd)
chicago-congress- (october 20th)
Los angeles-wiltern (november 25th)
NYC-roseland- (october 27th)
if you are not in any of those places, check out www.myspace.com/30secondstomars
seriously, you can't miss this show. don't do it. regrets will be had.
I know jillybean suidan will be going. learn from her, she has good taste in music. if you dislike the bands listed, you suck at life. especially if you dislike head automatica. (how? why?....)
p.s. i'm uber excited about your tatty jill. you are so past michigan, it's sick. the rest of you have work to do. |
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| 07:39pm 07/09/2006 |
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.....
so my mom puts the gas nozzle in the car and she notices that the machine doesn't accept her kind of credit card so she gets in the car and drives away. clearly not noticing the gas nozzle still in the car. we hear KA-CLASH! and look behind to see the damn thing laying on the ground. my mom had to pee so bad she drove away so she wouldn't laugh and spray it out.
so she goes into the next gas station and as we are leaving, SHE DOES IT AGAIN. only this time the nozzle broke off and is still attached to the car!
she was mortified and ran out and the gas clerk came out laughing. confused, she began to apologize profusely but the man says "don't worry about it! it has a quick release. old people do it all the time. hell this is the 3rd time today!"
loves florida. |
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| 08:53am 07/09/2006 |
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Paris Hilton and I have more in common than I thought.
I'm taking my pre-GED test today since I passed through the placement. (Snore, it was an easy test.) GED next week and then I have to study for the ACT/SAT and hopefully start school at USF in january, if not then in the spring.
I'm such a typical aquarian. can't do anything in a conventional manner. jeeez.
My campus is really pretty, it's right next to the ocean. The student housing (which I might be living in if my parents don't buy this house nearby in feb) almost all have ocean views from the balcony. Fab.
The little downtown is so cute. So many fun little restaraunts and bars. There is even a designer consignment store two seconds from campus. They sell YSL, Louis Vuitton, Prada, Chanel, etc etc etc. It's like ebay, but real life! It's so fantastic. My mother and I are going shopping there today. loooooooves it. |
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| 09:01am 05/09/2006 |
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Ew.
I have some weird stalker on livejournal who has apparently posted a litany of posts with their idenity hidden.
They sound like an incredibly unhappy human being. Sorry, you picked the wrong person if you think your comments are hurting my feelings. I don't really give a fuck! Please comment more.
Good, Bad. Attention is fun regardless of what the context is. You're just making me feel more important. I'm happy that my posts have offended, annoyed or left a distaste for me in your mouth.
I'd rather be looked at than overlooked anyday. Bring on the flame!
P.S.
yes, I am frighteningly into myself. I deserve to love myself. |
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| 06:53pm 04/09/2006 |
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Californians: I'll be there November 22-29th! Be prepared.
Michiganders: I'll be there from December 22- January 2nd. Clearly we need to drink enough vueve cliqucot to kill a moose and set 2007 ablaze! Make plans early, I book up fast.
Jeez. |
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